If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via aprisonerinmyownmind)

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

(via calimade-flashysins)

itsallinsidemymindpalace:

howidiotic:

my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is

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